Jumat, 16 Juli 2010

A terrible problem to have

So last night I started reading Seth Baumgartner's Love Manifesto, this new book by Eric Luper that's been sitting in my to-read pile for weeks (the problem of having a to-read pile with about 30-40 must reads).  And I'm reading and I'm digging it, and then I say to Colin, "What's that smell?" 

He responds, "What smell?  I don't smell anything.  Not that skunk again." 

"No, not a skunk," I tell him.  "It smells kind of sweet but kind of bad."  I think, God, I hope not, and sniff myself.  Nope!  Is it Colin?  He's sitting across the room, so that's unlikely.  (Though for other reasons too, rather unlikely.)

I take a break from reading, thinking of what the smell could be, and a breeze comes in and I get another big whiff of it.  "God, what is that smell?"

Turning to look out the window, I spot it.  The book, cover off, sitting there in all its red, brand new book glory.  I take a big whiff.  Sure enough, the book REEKS.  Not the pages, just the cover.  I have no idea why, but now I cannot bring myself to read the book.

What's a girl supposed to do when the book she wants to read smells?  I'm pretty familiar with smelly books, having weeded lots of them from the library.  Any time a coworker said, "Smell this!" while holding up a book, I always did.  And always regretted it.  But I never thought I'd have this problem with a brand new book!  I'm going to let it air out, if you will, for a few days before trying to read it again.

Has anyone else ever had this problem?  Any ideas?  I have some scented draw lining paper somewhere, but it seems rather old lady to cover a YA book in lavender printed, lavender-scented paper.  Right?

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